Sunday, March 11, 2012

Catch-Up Spam, Anyone?

Since I'm already failing on my promise to get it together with my blogging, I thought it might help if I just go ahead and get caught up on all my manicures I haven't gotten around to posting yet.   That way I don't have a HUGE backlog of stuff to overwhelm me post.  Sound good?  Awesome!  Let's get started!!


Nails Inc. Whitehall - Gifted to me by my coworker, who totally gets my nail polish "thing," I was SO excited to try this.  It came out pretty cool, but admittedly not as good s this photo would lead you to believe.  My nails are just too curvy for the flat magnet, so I had a hard time getting the pattern to wrap all the way around.  I didn't think fighting with it to make it work would be worth my while, so I've re-homed this one.



Color Club Revvvolution - Not a new polish, but definitely one of my absolute favorites.  The holo isn't super strong, but it's definitely there.  Even when it's not, this polish has one of the coolest textures I've ever seen.  If you could color your nails with a graphite pencil, it's exactly what it would look like.  The holo version of Revvvolution seems long gone now, but I still think this one's worth picking up anyway.  Plus, it's only like $3!





Jessica Disco Diva - Shame on me for not giving this polish its own post.  It deserves it.  Hell, it deserves its own blog!  This isn't my first linear holo to own, but it's the first one I've actually tried (GOSH Holographic is still sitting in my Helmer untried.  I know.).  I owe Jessie big time for this one, because this polish is awesomeness in a bottle.  The holo effect is so strong, it shows up under pretty much every lighting except overcast and darkness.  It should be illegal to drive while wearing this polish.  It's that amazing.


OPI I Don't Give a Rotterdam - A pretty greyed out blue with golden flecks.  It's pretty, but it actually kind of bored me.  Maybe because I wore this right after Disco Diva.  It really is lovely, I just wasn't blown away.



A-England Princess Sabra - I was itching to try this one ever since I saw Jessie's swatches, and I loved it just as much as I'd hoped to.  It actually leans a little green, so it's not completely unwearable if you typically shy away from golds.  The holo effect is subtle, but definitely there, especially in the sunlight.  It had a great formula too, but I've almost come to expect that from A-England.  Perfection.



Rescue Beauty Lounge Jane - Another feeble attempt at my epic journey to find my perfect nude.  This ain't it.  I had so many issues with this one.  The formula was sooooo thin that I needed four (!) coats for full coverage, and then it didn't really self-level at all.  It almost had that same chalky feel that the some of the OPI Pirates Collection had.  Really weird for an RBL.  Then it just leaned REALLY grey on me. More so in real life than in these photos.  I mean I love me a good grey, but I was just hoping this one was going to be more nude.  Then to top it all off, none of that gorgeous shimmer in the bottle showed up on the nail.  NONE.  Even in full, direct sunlight, I was grasping at straws to see any shimmer.  Le sigh.  The only good thing I can say about this polish is that it wore like IRON.  While most of my polish nowadays wants to jump off my nails in less than a day, I got 5-6 days of perfect wear out of this one!



Butter London HRH - A lovely red-toned purple shimmer.  It's vibrant, but deep at the same time.  I really liked this one, but I was surprised when it took three coats for full coverage.  For some reason I was really thinking this would be a standard Butter London two-coater.  It's nothing to write home about, but if you're missing a good purple shimmer for your collection, this may be a good one to check out.

Aaaaand, that's it!  Phew!  Hopefully NOW I can get back on track!  Hopefully.  Besides battling after-work laziness, I started this:


If you haven't read it, I whole-heartedly recommend it!  I just finished the first book, so now I'm totally sucked in to the series.  I can't just casually read while I paint my nails or whatever.  I have to devour the whole thing.  But it's a devour-able kind of book.

But then, I suppose it's finally time to come clean with the BIGGEST reason I've been shying away from blogging:


Yup.  The hubby and I are expecting our first child in September!  It's been such a ride for the past few months since we found out!  I battled extreme fatigue (but thankfully no sickness) for the first two months, and it's definitely getting much better but it's still very difficult to hunch over for an hour a few times a week to get my nails painted.  Plus, I've had some pretty bad headaches that just get worse when adding polish to the mix.  I also switched my base coat and top coat combination since both of my old products were NOT Big 3 Free, and since then I haven't had any kind of good wear on my polish (except for with RBL Jane).  

When my polish chips, it leaves my weak nails extremely vulnerable to breaks, so at this very moment I'm sporting 6 breaks in all of my nails - an all-time high for me.  Pregnancy is supposed to make your hair and nails amazing, but I have yet to see those benefits.  My nails are in terrible shape, but I just can't bring myself to nubbinize them just yet.  But I also just don't have the heart to show you guys photos of my nails looking like crap.  It's a catch-22 for me.

SO!  Now you know it all, and I hope you can find it in your hearts somewhere to forgive me for the general lack of posting.  I appreciate all of your love and support while I figure out how to make all of this work through pregnancy and baby.  I hope to be able to share with you whether we're having a boy or a girl in just a few weeks!  :-)

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Joe Fresh Teal

Good gracious guys, I've been such a doofus when it comes to blog posts lately.  I feel like work is sucking the life out of me lately, so I just come home, eat dinner, and then the hubby and I veg out on the couch trying to get caught up on all the shows we DVRed throughout the week.  I'm usually not a huge fan of "apology posts," but please - forgive me.  I promise I'm gonna get back into the swing of this.  I've got a lot of catching up to do!

First up, yet another polish I owe Jessie big time for snagging for me - Joe Fresh Teal.  Not the most creative of names, Joe Fresh, but alright.  "Teal" it is.  Teal is a medium-toned, well...teal, with subtle silver shimmer.  I'd say it leans more heavily on the blue side than green, but it does look greener in some lighting.  The formula was pretty good on this one, but I did find it a little hard to spread around.  I think next time I'll thin it out a bit and see if that helps.  The bigger issue was the brush.  The bottle is short and stumpy, and so is the brush.  And it's attached to the ginormous round lid, which made it a little hard to grip properly.  All very small complaints, though.  I made it work with two coats.

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Nice, right?  I really loved this color, and got several compliments on it.  But the best part is that you're looking at a $4 (almost) dupe of Rescue Beauty Lounge 360.  360 is one of Jessie's favorites, and she's been raving about it ever since I first met her, but between the $18 price tag followed by the out-of-stock status, I just never got a chance to try it for myself.  Nail board whisperings of a cheap dupe led to (of course) needing it for myself.  Joe Fresh isn't the easiest to snag here in the States, so Jessie managed to pick this up for me during her Christmas trip to New York.  wo0t!  You can check out comparison swatches of Teal and 360 here from the lovely cilucia.  Pretty darn close, huh?

Soooo, back to that whole availability thing.  If you're a Canadian girl, you can probably track down Joe Fresh polishes with ease.  Stateside, not so much.  Right now there's only five stores and they're ALL in the New York City area.  Hopefully they'll start to branch out with more stores across the U.S., but for now it'll take a little work to nail down their polishes.  On the other hand, RBL's got 360 back in stock for $18, if you love the look!  It really is lovely!  :-)

Saturday, February 25, 2012

Julep Maven December Box

So obviously I am still getting caught up on my Julep Maven boxes.  This one was really fun, but actually contained no polish to swatch for you guys.  It came with some peacock feather print nail polish stickers which I haven't tried yet, an amazing smelling pomegranate body creme and some Julep Fast Dry Topcoat.  The also threw in some nail polish glitter in a yellow iridescent in a bar shape.  I was pretty happy with this box overall!  The package was super cute too!

Julep Maven December Box - Boho Glam
Julep Maven December Box - Boho Glam
Julep Maven December Box - Boho Glam
I'll have to post a review of the nail polish strips once I get around to using them.  I have tried to top coat and like it a lot.  I use it when I use Julep polishes.  The Body Butter is pretty fantastic.  It smells amazing unlike their hand lotion/scrub/brightener combo.  I'm not into the nail glitter, but it's a cute idea.

Anyway, sorry this is a boring post!  I'm still subscribed to the Maven program and like it.  These boxes are $20 a month.  I keep thinking about dropping it, but then they send me a polish that looks interesting.  Oh well!

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Max Factor Fantasy Fire

Oh man!  So those of you either really into nail polish or just getting into it have probably heard of Clarins 230.  It's a nail polish so rare, it's been dubbed Unicorn Pee.  It has this amazing color shifting pigment suspended in a purple jelly base.  You can buy it for a ridiculous amount of money on Ebay.  Now I've been know to spend stupid amounts of money on throw pillows (ask Missy), but $60+ on a bottle of nail polish.  No way.

Enter Max Factor.  I read online that they released a very close dupe for Clarins 230.  It came in mini bottles, and was only available in England, and only $6 a bottle.  So next step was how do I get this!!!!!!!!!! Well through some lovely ladies named Jenny and Jill, I was able to get this amazing polish.  I did some quick research and to figure out the perfect undies for it.  Color changing pigments look fabulous over dark colors and I knew I wanted something other than black.  I decided on OPI's Sapphire in the Snow.  

I didn't even get one nail painted before I almost fainted from the amazingness that this polish is.  So amazing I would now actually consider paying $40 for Clarins 230. :)  At least I haven't lost all my sanity right?  Check it out and you'll see what I mean.  There's red, gold, green and teal.  SWOON!

Max Factor Fantasy Fire over OPI Sapphire in the Snow
Max Factor Fantasy Fire over OPI Sapphire in the Snow
Max Factor Fantasy Fire over OPI Sapphire in the Snow
Max Factor Fantasy Fire over OPI Sapphire in the Snow
Max Factor Fantasy Fire over OPI Sapphire in the Snow
Max Factor Fantasy Fire over OPI Sapphire in the Snow
Max Factor Fantasy Fire over OPI Sapphire in the Snow
Max Factor Fantasy Fire over OPI Sapphire in the Snow
Max Factor Fantasy Fire over OPI Sapphire in the Snow
And just to capture the full effect, here is a very shaky video.  Sorry :) I couldn't resist!!!


Unfortunately this polish isn't available online for international shipping, so to get it you'll need a friend in the UK.  It's so worth trying to get though.  Buzz is that this polish may be part of their permanent collection, so you may have some time to acquire it!!!  

Monday, February 20, 2012

Rescue Beauty Lounge Scrangie

Time to finally catch up on some of those old manicures I skipped over in my excitement over Saint George and Very Pretty Vampire!  RBL Scrangie is one of those polishes that I HAD to have.  I couldn't even stand to wait for it to come back after making the cut in the Bring it Back vote, so I swapped to bring it home ASAP.  And then it sat in my Helmer for about six months.  I know.  I'm getting better, I promise.

Scrangie, designed by and named after the One and Only, is an amazingly lovely sheer purple with aqua shimmer.  The purple base leans heavily on the red side, but the blue shimmer is dense enough that it gives it an overall grape tone.  Cool-toned girls can definitely pull this off.  It's a little more sheer than you typically find from RBL, but it has to be in order for all that shimmer to show off properly.  It's buildable to opacity, and this is three coats I'm showing you here.  Flawless application, of course.

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Hrmmm...I don't know what happened here, but I think I may have overhyped this polish to myself.  As lovely as it is, I feel like it just falls flat on me.  It shimmers beautifully, but maybe I was expecting it to be...sparklier?  I don't know.  I wanted to love it.  It looks BEAUTIFUL on other girls, but something about it just wasn't right for me.  I had a huge sad.  Re-homed this one.  :-(

The good news is that while Scrangie was sold out for quite a while on RBL's website, it's now back, and you bring it home for the standard $18.  If you want a similar look without the huge splurge, you can try Sally Hansen Insta-Dri in Grape Going.  Definitely not dupes, but for a fraction of the cost you can definitely see if the overall look will work for you.

Well, I hope you all had a fabulous weekend!  I know I'm already looking forward to the next one, lol!  :-)

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Valentine's Day Mani!

So for Valentine's Day this year I decided to go ULTRA girly.  I broke out the only 2 Nicole by OPI polishes I own, Kim-pletely in Love and Step to the Beat of My ♥.  Whats funny is that I'm definitely not a Kardashian fan and I'm pretty indifferent on the Biebs.  Don't know what I'm talking about?  So Kim-pletely in Love came out in the Kardashian Kollection put out by Nicole by OPI in 2011. Step to the Beat of My ♥ is part of the Justin Bieber for Nicole by OPI "One Less Lonely Girl" Collection.  Pop-cultured out enough yet?

Kim-pletely in Love was a polish I was pretty excited to try.  I read about it on other beauty blogs and thought it might make a nice wedding mani for me.  While I want to have really fun toes, I'm worried I'll grow out of nail polish in 30 years and look back on my pictures and wonder why in the world I wore Mad as a Hatter nail polish to my wedding. :)  So I thought this lovely pink shade would be just what I was looking for.  Kim-pletely in love is a jelly-ish pale pink with blue shimmer.  It's lovely, but after 3 coats I was tired and couldn't stand to add the 4th coat that was really needed.  You couldn't really see the nail line, but you could definitely see what was left of my peelies.  Oh well!  It is a beautiful pink, but I don't think it's special enough for my wedding day...

Nicole by OPI Kim-pletely in Love
Nicole by OPI Kim-pletely in Love
Nicole by OPI Kim-pletely in Love
Nicole by OPI Kim-pletely in Love
So then I added Step to the Beat of My ♥ which is a clear base with large pink and purple holographic hearts and small iridescent glitter.  This polish is a PITA (pain-in-the-youknowwhat),  It is SOOOO hard to get the heart shaped glitter out.  I was literally swirling the glitter around, then swirling the brush into the glitter, then rubbing the hearts on the inside of the neck, then getting all the clear polish off the brush on the other side of the neck, then lightly dipping the brush back in the clear polish, then picking up the heart glitter. And then getting the heart glitter off the brush and onto the nail? FORGET ABOUT IT.  This is WAY to hard.  But it looks cute!

Nicole by OPI Step to the Beat of My ♥   
Nicole by OPI Step to the Beat of My 
If I had to give a recommendation, I would say pick up Kim-pletely in Love but skip Step to the Beat of My ♥.  Nicole for OPI is available at stores like Target and CVS for $7.  Overall, I'm happy with my Valentines Day manicure.  The fiance and I just made sushi at home (SO FUN!!!!!) and are now relaxing over some beer.  I hope you all had a great Valentine's Day!!!!!

Lynnderella Very Pretty Vampire

For Valentine's Day, I like to break out my "va-va-voom" polishes - the polishes I find drop dead sexy.  Last year I chose Deborah Lippmann Ruby Red Slippers, a polish I ADORED and really need to wear again!  The hubby really liked that one, and I wasn't sure how I was going to top it for this year, until...LYNNDERELLA!

I went with Very Pretty Vampire from her Early Halloween collection.  Now you'll have to forgive me for two things.  One, that the dominant hand has returned due to the catastrophe mentioned here.  For some reason dominant hand, although being "dominant," is not very photogenic.  I don't know why.  It just won't pose right, so these photos look a little wonky.  Two, I am HORRIBLE at describing Lynnderella polishes.  They're so unique and complex that I can hardly grasp the words.  I'll just let the photos do the talking this time.  Definitely click to enlarge them to see all the complexity and beauty in that glitter!

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Le sigh.  She's beautiful, isn't she?  My photos don't even do it justice.  This is two coats over Zoya Valerie - literally the PERFECT polish to pair this with.  Thanks to the lovely cilucia for the inspiration (and amazing photos)!  The application was a breeze, even for a chunky glitter, and the outcome is just beautiful.  The hubby was definitely impressed!

Speaking of Valerie, I wanted to show you that one on its own.  I actually wore this as a fully manicure just because I had heard such great things about it.  And for good reason - it's gorgeous!  This one would make a perfect Valentine's Day manicure just on its own!


Application was great, and this is just two coats.  If you're looking for the perfect base for Very Pretty Vampire, this is IT!  You could also try Zoya Jem (since it's a VERY near dupe) if you don't own Valerie, or if Zoyas just aren't your thing, Orly Rococo-a-Go-Go is another option.

Va-va-voom, indeed!!  ;-)

I hope you all have a wonderful Valentine's Day, whether you're celebrating with that special someone or rocking it on your own!  Sending love and warm wishes your way!  :-)